This is not your daddy’s Arnold Palmer

First of all, you know you’re drinking something good when it comes with a safety warning: CONSUME RESPONSIBLY – MAX 1 CAN EVERY 4 HOURS WITH LIMIT 3 CANS PER DAY. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, PREGNANT WOMEN OR PEOPLE SENSITIVE TO CAFFEINE.

Whoa, Shaq, settle down, no need to shout. If you’re a human being you’re either a child, pregnant, or sensitive to caffeine. I, for one am glad about these attributes or else I wouldn’t exist or be able to wake up in the afternoon, respectively.

Rehab the Beast!

I’m not too sure who the ‘Beast’ is in this scenario, but they did call me, “The Beast” in high school for kissing some girl (okay, her name was Jessica Smith) on The Beast at Kings Island, so I’m pretty sure they’re talking to me. If you offended by this, drink before judging. In fact, that should be your motto for a lot of things: drink before judging.

The description at Amazon.com states that Rehab includes lemon juice concentrate, glucose, taurine, citric acid, sodium citrate, black tea extract, panax ginseng root extract (among other ingredients) and that this “killer mix of tea, lemonade, electrolytes, and our bad-@ss Rehab energy blend to fire you up.” For around $32 you get 16 cans, which is about $2 a can – or about 50 cents off per can compared to most gas stations and other retailers. Not a bad deal for such a delicious drink.

Click here to get the most delicious energy drink on the market today, the Monster Rehab ice tea and lemonade mix!

“It makes me anxious and nervous, but awake.”

That’s how one man described how he felt after drinking a 5 Hour Energy drink for the first time. According to the manufacturer, “5 Hour Energy is lighter, more portable, faster acting and longer lasting, 5-Hour Energy shots quickly became the no nonsense way for working adults to stay focused and productive. It’s packed with b-vitamins for energy and amino acids for alertness and focus. There is zero sugar, zero herbal stimulants, and only as much caffeine as a cup of premium coffee. The two-ounce energy shot takes just seconds to drink and in minutes you’re feeling bright and alert. And that feeling lasts for hours.”

• 5 hours of energy now
• No crash later
• Sugar free
• Berry flavor
• 0 net carbs (from glycerine, not metabolized by the body)